Curly Bill’s Frontier Hideout on Wheels “The Fuzion”
Curly Bill’s Frontier Hideout on Wheels “The Fuzion”
Where Stargazers, Wanderers & Wayfaring Souls Rest Their Boots
Folks, if you’ve been driftin’ across the desert lookin’ for a place where the skies stretch wider than your imagination, then welcome to your hideout. This rig ain’t just an RV — it’s a mini outpost crafted for comfort, calm, and the kind of star-spangled nights poets write about and coyotes howl for.
Parked right here at Smugglers’ Roost, under some of the darkest night skies in North America, this beauty gives you front-row seats to the cosmos. Whether you’re joinin’ us for a stargazing event, explorin’ Mars NM, or just passin’ through the edge of nowhere on purpose, you’ll feel right at home.
Inside, you’ll find everything a modern outlaw needs:
A clean, cozy interior
Kitchenette for rustlin’ up meals
Queen bed that’ll treat your spine better than your last boss
AC to cool ya, heat to warm ya
Plenty of windows to keep watch for meteors, UFOs, or nosy jackrabbits
Outside, well… that’s the real show. Step out your door and the heavens spill open. No city noise, no bright lights, no distractions. Just silence, stardust, and the kind of peace most folks don’t realize they’ve been missin’.
So saddle up, book your stay, and make this RV your basecamp for adventures under the most jaw-droppin’ sky in the West.
Welcome to the Roost, amigo.
Curly Bill will leave the lantern on for ya.
34′ RV with full kitchen and entertainment area. Two private bedrooms and pull-out couch which comfortably sleeps up to six(6) adults.
Enjoy fresh air, dark skies, bright sunny days and a wealth of surrounding amenities just waiting to be EXPLORED! Located in Smugglers’ Roost, a pioneering community which serves as a hub for exploration, creativity and trade! The property enjoys mountain views, onsite birding and rock-hounding and dead-dark skies! Explore the universe through our community telescope guided by our onsite astronomer! Then, wake up to fresh-roasted coffee and stay-connected with our outstanding Wi-Fi!
Details
- Adults: 6